"Hi. My name's Mike. I sell houses. You can trust me. Honestly"We have come across - with considerable mirth and incredulity it has to be said - the following posting on Youtube (Dated 26th April 2010) :
Binky the Clown, dodgy Real Estate Salesman
So, mighty Michael Earle International Architect has slid down the greasy pole somewhat to Paperboy and sometime Real Estate Agent.
It's hardly surprising that Mike has finally smelt the coffee and realised that he's never going to make it as an International Architect. Quite apart from being talentless at it there's more dirt floating around about him than there is in the Mekong Delta.
What is amazing though is that he's still hanging around in Phuket, desperately trying to scab out an existence. Phuket is a fairly small community and we understand he's already put a few noses out of joint, so quite how he expects anyone to take him seriously is a mystery.
Also amazing is that the Layan Hills Resort have apparently not done their due diligence before hiring Binky as their Marketing Director?!?! You'd imagine that, prior to hiring any of your big hitters, you'd have an ask / search around to see what you can dig up. Binky's online reputation is in tatters and it would appear that Modern Zen Architects won't be giving him a particularly shining reference either.
We have no axe to grind with the Layan Hills Resort, and we feel sorry that there will inevitably been a degree of Binky-CONtamination that can only have an adverse effect on their operation, but that's what happens when you're an individual of the calibre of Mike...everything you touch eventually turns rotten. Should Layan Hills be reading this blog, please advise us of as / if / when you take the only sensible step available and sack Mike and we'll happily broadcast the fact for you.
And one other thing. Regular readers of our blog will be aware of what an absolute joke Binky is at marketing...the hundreds of amateur blogs created to try and manage his reputation; atrocious literacy; the ridiculous postings about his sham organisations on Hotfrog etc; the complete inability to contact any of his companies other than via an "info@" email....the list goes on and on.
We thought Trisha Miller Marketing Guru was laughable ("Architecture is art. Why not live in a work of art" - remember that one?!). Michael Earle Marketing Director is just so ridiculous we've all wet ourselves with laughter. Hang on to your hats, Layan Hills - it's gonna be a roller coaster ride!
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteO brother - that's made my day that has!
"Yeah, err...erm...these are really nice villas....ahhh, errr...they're...err....big....these are really nice villas....errrm....come and see them"
Nice pitch, Binky! You need some tips from Trish by the look of things?
Yes - hardly the most convincing effort is it?
ReplyDeleteYou can see on his face, right at the beginning : "Jeez, I wonder how long it's gonna be before some son of a gun rumbles me".
2 days by the look of it Mike
Well, another great example of marketing prowess from Binky. You have the dirtiest name in the business so what do you do?
ReplyDeletePublish a video of yourself in your new shiny job on youtube for the whole world to see!
DURR.
You said it Bubba. What a clown! I wouldn't trust him to market my high-end villas.
ReplyDeleteBlimey - the responses are coming in thick and fast. Looks like this particular posting is gonna run and run and run
(A bit like Michael Earle Architect / Paperboy / Sales Exec)
Surely the people at Layan Hills wouldn't want to hire a man who's has stolen and defrauded money where ever he goes.
ReplyDeleteI don't think the powers that be at Layan Hills Estate realize that Michael Earle's background is littered with trouble, and that a leopard doesn't change it's spots! Let hope for Layan hills sake, it doesn't take long to figure this out.
Thanks for your comment Anonymous. And you're absolutely right. No reputable, professional, ambitious company would hire a proven conman with an atrocious web presence to run their marketing operations.
ReplyDeleteIt's surely an oversight on their part - simply letting their guard down and not running the necessary checks. Let's face it, we all do it from time to time.
Also, credit where it's due, Michael Earle is a very convincing conman as his activities in Spain and now Thailand testify. One can understand how he has pulled the wool over the eyes of the people at Layan Hills.
We'd like to re-iterate that this blog has nothing whatsoever against Layan Hills of course. We know nothing of their activity or their reputation so it is not for us to comment on them as a company.
But they have clearly made a grand mistake in hiring Mike.
Below is a copy of an email sent whilst we were working at Diseño Earle....the marketing team at the time was trying to make sense of some of the drivel that Binky had spewed out for a design proposal and asked him for clarification. His response speaks volumes about his marketing prowess :
ReplyDeleteFrom: Michael Earle [mailto:mearle@d-earle.com]
Sent: Monday, November 17, 2008 6:46 PM
Subject: RE: Kazakhstan Doc Clarification
The fist paragraph is directly their words…
The second is architect speak, they like that…they think they are hiring a superior intellect if they cannot understand it.
Cheers,
Michael Earle
Principal
Diseño Earle, S.L
c/ Churruca 2, 29640 Fuengirola
tel. +34 952 472 238
fax. +34 952 469 015
mearle@d-earle.com
www.d-earle.com
"They think they are hiring a superior intellect if they cannot understand it".
ReplyDeleteErrrmm....
Oh my goodness! That quote should be Mike's photo every time you post it! Genius!
ReplyDeleteAnd, what is Layan Hills Resort trying to do, having this genius as an employee??? (and I'm not even saying marketing Director!)
Does Layan Hills Resort know about Michael Earle career? Do they know what happened to UPL and Modern Zen, just there in Phuket, because of him? Do Layan Hills Resort know something about Diseño Earle? Do Layan Hills Resort know about this blog? First things first: someone have to tell them who is Michael Earle.
If you search for Layan Hills in Google, you see plenty of hotfrog postings... a sign of desperation!
ReplyDeleteThere's the work of a marketing guru for you. Do you think he's pushing the words "luxury villas" at all - it gets about 8 mentions in a paragraph of 136 words.
ReplyDeleteThat's a keyword density of 11%....only slightly (i.e double) out of tune with current recommendations.
His efforts haven't shown up on the first 8 pages of google so far....money well spent on a marketing guru huh? You may as well give him a lump sum and let him run to the hills like he usually does
Is this the same Michael Earle that ripped people off in Florida?
ReplyDeleteCheck this out:
http://www.ripoffreport.com/computer-fraud/michael-earle/michael-earle-vacation-regis-66ed2.htm
Thanks for your input D. Vaughan.
ReplyDeleteWe know nothing about this person / incident so cannot comment